Yes, just like red cars, red lollipops do go faster, even if it is down your gullet. Red lollipops are revolutionary, they are never dull and if you ever hold red lollipops out alongside a different colour as a choice option for any child under 6, they will always, ALWAYS choose the red one. Remember in the movies where the hero has to choose between the red wire or the green wire to save the day? He always chooses the red, and ALWAYS saves the day. So do the same for your loved ones and choose the red lollipops.